View Larger I ordered this beauty on Friday.
A Black Diamond C4 Camalot, number 6. The largest cam they make.
She’s such a magnificent, strong, immovable, reliable, and fantastic piece of climbing technology, I believe a naming is in order.
I shall call her Olivia.
I was torn between a name that starts with “C”, and narrowed it down to Chloe or Charlotte, but after thinking about actually calling my camming device those names (“Hey, hand me Chloe” or “You gonna use Charlotte for this offwidth?”), neither of them fit well enough. Charlotte seemed too innocent and I wouldn’t trust a fall on a Charlotte. Chloe didn’t sound like a person who would rock climb at all, just from personally knowing Chloes (My apologies to any Chloe who may be a climber. Again, this is just personal connotations that is affecting my thought). But while talking to a coworker today about baby names, I stated how my first daughter would be named Olivia, or my first son Oliver. Then I thought about how much I hate kids and don’t want them, and it hit me that Olivia sounds perfect for my cam. Olivia sounds experienced and trustworthy and solid. Hell, she even looks more like an Olivia than a Chloe or Charlotte.
And after thinking about this all even more, I think I’m a crazy person for thinking about this so much.